ive decided theres a fine line between accepting money for sex and letting someone buy you late night taco bell and knowing that if he hadnt you wouldnt be in his bed right now
We videoed ourselves having sex... I now know why I close my eyes during sex
And for some reason I was covered in ants... So your probably covered in ants as well
All right cuz right now I'm in one of those moods where the shear thought of doing anything more strenuous than making a sandwich has me wanting to curl up in the feeble position and splash around in a puddle of my own tears.
Finally better. I had to use eye makeup remover to get the purple wine stains off my lips
On a scale of 1 to "bad descision", where does stealing my racist neighbors dog and giving him my roomates dildo for a chew toy rate?
i sucked his cock and got snuggles in return. I'm the mother Theresa of giving in a relationship.
We're not on Beacon Street anymore so now your argument about not peeing on the sidewalk holds no water. Whereas my bladder has holded every water.
We just took back to back grav bong hits and are playing battleship. She guessed Z - 12 so weve switched board games.
Also, beer. Big fan.
This guy is selling weed on the train. Like... Straight up. No fucks given.
Is banging someone in the national guard considered a state service or a national one?
Ever since I got to LA my dream self has been having sex with way too many rabbi's.
I swear, the guy behind me wasn't paying attention until the words "middle aged fuckboy" came out of my mouth.
I'm at the gym. I've taken enough caffeine to feel inspired to be a low budget instagram fitness model. I totally forgot my push up bra though
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