elementary school lunch room party. everyone brings their own lunch and can trade stuff. all juice is booze.
im so drunk with asians
where?
always
Whats the count minus fat chicks?
Obama is so hot when he ends wars.
I found my underwear on the sidewalk 8 blocks from her house while on my walk of shame. I also found our beer bag and a full beer in the bush.
I walked in and she was kneeling on the ground with no pants on, throwing up, and holding the puppy. It was one of those moments, where i was like damn i wish i had my camera.
Just filled the brita up in the bathtub because we couldn't get it into the sink.
She had one of those kid princess beds. I asked how she expected to fuck on that and she just said "thats what the slide is for". I've never wanted to marry a one night stand before.
Bring your friend that fell asleep in the bathroom for my friend.
So hung over, I told one of the candidates she's hired if we can turn the lights off and take a nap instead of doing her interview. I feel like she has potential.
I think we need to have a day of drinking in classes. I know we don't share any, but sacrifices need to be made.
Only time and a comprehensive case study of all of your relationships will tell.
You know it's a good night when the word slut is imprinted on your ass and your hands smell like lube.
Just beer bonged through a snorkel, add that to the list
can you bring the lube to algebra tomorrow
Randomize
