She's hot and she went to Notre Dame. I want to fuck the Catholic right out of her
We succumbed to passion, and then he had to go meet his girlfriend. End of story.
you kept lifting my skirt up, yelling "PANTY PARTY". needless to say, you're at the top of my father's shit list right now.
yeah, he just sent me a picture of himself with his shirt off.... It didnt turn me on, it just made me want to buy him a big mac....
the parents are super pissed...made eye contact with the mom while going down on another girl
walked into class wearing my zorro costume. some girl just said "oh my god, i fucked zorro this weekend." I found her.
I had to make out with him. He bought me a few drinks and he was an Angels fan. As a Yankee fan that was my way of saying good game and sorry we beat the shit out of you
I don't always steal things but when i do it is a six foot five dos equis guy
Hey man, I found your crocs and your visor in the road. Got em for you.
I just bought us acid. I'm like the drug tooth fairy. Get ready to wake up with a sweattart of acid under your pillow.
I've woke up with the same hoodie on backwards, twice this week. I think that's a record
Where's the chopping off someone's balls emoji
It was a fun night. I made out with the door guy at the gay bar but he didn't speak english
There was no door guy at the bar
Everythings in imax form. Space oddessys are formed. Adventure at every moment and everything is epic. My mouth hass lemons. Yum.
Please don't give away my fajitas
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