That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
Ninja stars and alcohol are a bad combo
That's what happens when you let Keystone Light make your decisions.
Seriously though, we're going to drink and watch Survivor first one to puke gets voted off the island
he's totally gay but hes wondering what hes missing out on. Im going to show him.
no pressure.
Idk what else to talk about besides you paying for half of my vaginaplasty.
Tim john just told us the story about him losing his virginity at 14 during church on the emergency exit staircase. This is day drinking?
Update. He just picked me up and tried to demonstrate
I guarantee that wasn't the first penis someone placed on her forehead.
no dont worry i changed into my costume in the hospital bathroom
I didnt realize until i got your email that what i've been missing in my life is someone to send me dog gifs
Only you would consider your best friend fucking your boyfriend to be a sign of everlasting friendship
logically I know i should probably study somewhere outside my dorm room, but if I do that then I cant drink and smoke half as much while i study
I forgot to tell you that he serenaded me with "Fuck Her Gently" by Tenacious D. And I didn't hate it.
I'm eating cookie dough with a tongue depressor for lunch.
You started singing Baby Shark, screamed you have no idea how it goes, then somehow turned the beat into Bohemian Rhapsody
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