Do I give off a "I have a sex tape" vibe???
Could guys at least pretend I require some amount of money to be spent before I randomly go down on them?
he wouldnt have sex with me because his guild had a misson on world of warcraft.
My Mom bought me a vibrating toothbrush. Maybe this is her way of apologizing for throwing away my other thing that vibrated.
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i ate 2 chicken nuggets and puked out 5. that doesn't even make mathematical sense
Do fat girls normaly have fat that look like a penis by their pussy?
What the hell did you do last night?!
my grandma was just praying before dinner, and before she could finish my gpa lifted his glass and said 'and here's to avatar!'
He asked me to touch his mustache. Should I go home with him?
He has crabs, not bed bugs. I recommend incoporating a clinic on this mornings walk of shame route.
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You drunk invited us to do an intervention for you.
I don't think tequila will soothe the spots where my tonsils used to be.
Pulling on my sock literally just took me 5 minutes.. The hangover is real
I haven't answered because I haven't figured out a polite way of saying fuck no
You go to class with the flu but don't go when it rains... Get your shit together
Oh no. He's definitely text-flirting with me. No straight man over 30 has any other excuse to use so many smiley faces...
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