Is it weird for a girl to post pictures of her dildo no facebook?
Speaking of morons, I just found half a Subway sandwich in the bathroom drawer You or your brother?
please dont tell anyone i was drunk
you were publicly making out with a very old very spandex covered woman...they know
Her name is Sherri and her sister's are Brandy and Champagne. Of course I want to meet her parents.
It's like playing clue with my own life. I have to piece together what I did, where I was, how I did it, and who I did it to
Ya well my good-girl image was pretty much blown when he found out I'm going to jail soon.
he belly flopped onto the beer pong table, and almost boke his face, so at that point we decided swimming would be safer for him.
Fucked Zombie Jesus at a Halloween party. I need Plan B before I give birth to the Antichrist.
Turns out puking in your mask makes it even harder to see out of the mask..
Please tell me I didn't help an old woman shave her vagina last night. Please.
That's the least of the fucked up shit you did last night dude.
Whoa, I am aware of WAY too many squirrels right now...
So I can confidently say that I'm the only 3rd year engineering student who completed all 4 of their exams with One Direction pens
I totally just pulled my thong out of my purse at the grocery store. Oops.
After the bar we stopped to Meijer where I found myself singing little mermaid while rubbing a pack of hotdogs on my face..
I am putting clothes on to go find a brownie
In my experiences, brownies are better naked.
Randomize
