Someone wrote that you're a whore in one of the bathroom stalls
I didn't know I was popular enough to be hated. This is awesome
And people are going to start dressing like that in public, it's just ridiculous, the goths and now the GAGAs
She's like Mona Lisa when she's intoxicated. No one understands her but they all think she's marvelous
you kept telling her you'd make a great step-dad while cuddling her and rubbing her back...
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How do you feel about fucking me quick and then me leaving to go do arts and crafts?
My penis has a 100% approval rating. He has never received a formal complaint. If you'd like to file one, you can go fuck yourself.
There is no try. Just do it. Yoda said that. Or Nike. I can't remember. whiskey
Nope if you can't be there for me emotionally, then my vagina can't be there for you physically. That's my rule.
Literally too hungover to pull out of the driveway. Tried 3 times and failed. I'm going back to bed.
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he fucked me wearing a cowboy hat and made grits after
We call him Texas for a reason.
I just met him at a place called the meat farm, Jesus be a shield.
dude it was our first time and her hair caught on fire from the candles on the nightstand
There is no way that actually happened!
the smell of burnt hair covered up the sweaty sex smell.
I have a whole new respect for her. She chugged half a bottle of jack daniels, and then peed all over his wall. Serves him right.
I'm declaring this weekend Captain Morgan weekend
You declare every weekend Captain Morgan weekend...
You just don't understand... :'(
You remember my neighbor with the perfect ass? It's even better in assless chaps.
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