he's dressed up as spiderman, i don't understand why he's crying.
She has never blacked out. I have tried to get her to so many times. Apparently it's a lot harder than we make it out to be.
He stripped down to boxers and then started flinging jello shots with a spoon into people's mouths like a catapult.
No kidding. I just keep looking at that 'under 21 until 11/21/2011' on my id and whispering "soon enough"
Just met another girl you fucked but this time in seattle. Your cock gets almost as much mileage as jet blue. Anaheim and seattle both say hi, figured you don't remember their names.
Sorry I never got back to you, I ended up at a party with pot ice cream, pot apple cider, and hash vegetable oil.
threw up on my 7.30 AM placement test. Never again
You took my underwater blowjob virginity.
those kids just got delivered to the party by the pizza guy
Omg she's a human wrecking ball. I love it.
I am to reach this level of casual destruction.
Oh no. Did we do a blood oath again?!
So uh... Did you mail me business cards that describe my profession as "tortured soul"?
If my body were a person, it would be beating the shit out of me for what I did to it last night.
Someone threw up pink in the shower, there's a golf cart tipped over on the lawn and Cousin Brian is missing. What could Friday night throw at us?
I’ve got a closet full of cosplay outfits and horny boytoy to help me ride out this pandemic
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