He looks like Spencer from the game Dreamphone
At barnes & noble, drinking beer out of thermoses, lookin legit.
I found my old addy guy via fb who clearly understands the supply and demand curve of addy during finals so he's gonna hook me up.
He bought me a flower. He's totally getting head every day for a week.
I just realized how early it is, you're taking this booty call thing to a whole other level. also, there are altoids all over my room, that was weird
almost got into it with the cashier. bitch dont look at me like that just cuz im only buying wine and icing. ill fight.
sooo what's the appropriate music to listen to after you find out the dude you been fucking, is legit married with kids...what genre is that?
He was the one that got away. From my vagina.
Let's be honest, your relationships fail because the man you're looking for is the equivalent of an intellectual blow-up doll.
Guess who just sucked off 1/5 of one direction?
You don't know weird until you've had a musical wet dream about your older brother.
No, I'm not a weirdo, I keep bondage straps under my matress like a normal person, not a diary.
But we made up last night and had unbelievably crazy sex tonight. I legit went blind for like 15mins from him choking me. It was awesome
For someone who claims to be straight, she knows a hell of a lot about bi erasure, and one Hayley Kiyoko song too many
you were peeing in her backyard and some dude came outside and looked at you and was like "thats not a pee spot" and you said "well it is now" then i joined you. Forever poppin squats <3
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