So is chris hansen cool in person? Or is it just awkward while you wait for the cops?
you kept screaming that dicks were growing out of your back and then you started crying cause they were so far from your vag
could you get any more awkward?
I need to stop hooking up with boys in my major. three boys in one class is just a litttle too awkward.
it's great music for shaving your balls
I'm just gonna go nail your roommate after we break up anyway.
You have to come over we all bought drinking hats. Mine has a turtle on it. Side note: somehow someone got their hands on 50 candied apples and we need to eat them...
the only thing you and i have in common is the we like weed and looking at my naked body.
Yep I can make a seagull sound. It's identical. I tried it. They thought I was talking to them. It's pretty cool.
After a long night of drunk sexting I have to the ninja roll at the front door to see who showed up.
Yo, go checkout Kerri's Instagram quick! There's like 12 pics of her fucking some guy in a bar's bathroom. GO GO GO GO!!!!
Cant really say how it happened but i woke up in the middle of the night and somehow pissed all over connors dad
I plan on blacking out and milking a cow
I woke up not knowing what state I was in. Turns out, people from Deleware are pretty helpful.
Good Morning! You are sterile right?
She's chasing the cat around the house hitting it with a cardboard sword yelling "there can be only one!"
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