Is it wrong to beat off to a girl to determine if you like her or not?
I'm sorry for the crack den comment. You have a lovely apartment.
It was odd. His friends dick tasted the same as his. Friends are beginning to have to much in common
Its like after 6 beers, the clap doesn't scare me anymore.
i feel this will be the best possible way to start a friendship. By breaking into his house.
I will not fuck this loser. I will not fuck this loser. I will not fuck this loser.
By getting lucky do you mean I get one of your incredible BJs or you not killing me by the end of dinner?
We created a neighborhood watchdog drinking game
The inside of my nose has felt like the guy's face falling off from raiders of the lost ark all week
It's not even 6 am and I've already told my mom to fuck herself in the face
do you think your dog feels awkward being in the background of your nudes?
While he was at a job interview yesterday, I was dropping acid. So that's the aesthetic of our relationship rn.
We need to step in, this can't continue. The guy she went home with last night looked exactly like Count Olaf, right down to the unibrow.
Which version tho, Jim Carrey or Neil Patrick Harris?
THAT DOESN'T FUCKING MATTER, YOU DON'T FUCK COUNT OLAF!!!
I taught three men with PhDs how to make a gravity bong last night. I love academia.
27 year olds can still do oral in a car right? Or is that trashy?
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