marching band practice is quite the interesting soundtrack to sex
we were like drunken butterflies among sober caterpillars,
yeah my parents were only ten feet away and we somehow managed to do it in five different positions without them noticing
And surprisingly enough iPhone does not have an app for Russian mail order brides.
she said if I bought her franzia she would blow me, and she would fuck me if I splurged on martini and rossi. Franzia it is
almost just walked around my whole building with my bowl in my hand before i remembered 420 isnt a get out of jail free card
I'm sorry I ignored your high cries for help while you were grating cheese on my dog.
What do you mean how did you end up there? You told him he had a face you'd like to ride, that's a deal sealer in any language.
Well since its impossible for me to swallow a pill this big I'm making wine slushies out of them
In this town being related to a brewing family or the owner of a sports team is like being royalty. It's like hooking up with the queen's nephew or something.
Wow has his pick up routine ever gotten bad. He is trying to use cheese as a way to flirt with the waitress
Oh man, he played the Harvarti cheese card and it didn't work. Now he is flailing
Went to the lab to print and realized the guy next to me was the one we stole all the beer from last night..... Oops
That's Danny the boy who threw up in the Doritos bag
I woke up with an empty beer bottle in my slipper and a note that said "it just wants to be warm"
He climbed on the counter and announced it was time for something called The Cocktacular and all the girls immediately left. He cockblocked the entire fraternity!
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