I'm gonna get wrecked tn I might have to keep my phone at home cause I'm sure ill send you really weird txts
we left the bar for like 10 minutes last night and moved his car so it wouldnt get towed. neither of us have a clue where it is right now.
is wine microwaveable?
we turned dreidel into a drinking game. i kept landing on gimel. im glad we have 7 more nights of this
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What'd you guys eat?
Literally everything that was frozen.
better to have posed nude and lost than to never have posed nude at all...thats what i always say
Drinking wine in my childhood bed getting ready to go to sleep in order to wake up for my menial temp job. Thanks, college degree, I can handle the real world.
the bar just sent me a facebook message congratulating me on being a regular and getting such good grades. my life is not real.
Yeah I made some freshmen feed me oddles of noodles and I passed out
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I woke up to a full mcdonalds meal being shoved in my face. Mom mustve noticed the empty tequila bottle. I love family.
Is it wrong that the only reason I'd want Savannah in my wedding party is to watch her whore around and drink?
Whiskey dick has taught us to be smart with our time.
How did work go after you told them you were in jail?
Great they tried to bail me out.
At the bar, some guy bumped into you and you screamed "hey, don't touch what you can't afford sunshine!"
got a blowjob in the bar bathroom, got arrested for public intoxication, and found a big bag of weed on the ground on my walk home from the station. my friday night could have been a movie