office poll is still running 100% that Spencer Pratt is more disturbing than David Carradine's death
Katie Perry lied, you can't just wake up and shake the glitter off your clothes.
its not facebook stalking, its market reasearch
Eating meat and looking at porn while roommate is at church for Ash Wednesday. Win.
You seriously don't know?He was trying to arrest you and you were shouting that you were being punk'd. Punk'd? that show got cancelled like 5 years ago.
I decided to have standards now that i've graduated. No guys without a bed frame.
I just broke a sweat shaving my own vagina. Something has got to change.
I got laxative. And a toothbrush. Because who wants to buy just laxative on a Friday night?
Can we make sure camping doesn't turn into forest-orgy?
Lol, last year was UNREAL
You're like my little fucked up version of the groundhog seeing its shadow, only it's boobs and warm weather.
if you want to know how my night is going I just ugly cried in the cheesecake factory
He caught a Pokemon on my head while I sucked him off. I think I need to marry him.
You are a genius and a whore.
I'm so sorry for trying to eat your puzzle last night...
You microwaved all of my silverware, I don't care if you spent all your money on tequila, you're paying for this.
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