Homeslice needs to figure out he's so 2006
took shots out of a medicine cup. i can get used to college.
the semester is winding down: time to procrastinate by googling cheap keg options
i convinced her i was a yoga teacher by showing her some warm-ups my high school track coach made up
I have been drinking at the bar so long today that I literally just found a spiderweb from my leg to the bar.
when she first told me she hooked up with him my initial response was to shout "WE HAVE SOMETHING IN COMMON!"
I just walked into my exam wearing a mans tshirt and Alex's size 13 crocs twenty min late carrying only a pencil and my heels...I'm not real
No. I'm too high for this. I gotta focus my mind for my future Hooter's interview
its weird that my cat bites every fat chick i bring home. i repeat every fat chick, qhT KINDA FRIEND ARE YOU
I have a gyno appt today. I hate it when the Army gets involved with my vagina.
I kid you not. He let me in into his house, showed me the putt putt in his backyard. Offered to play me.
So I slept with some guy last night and when I woke up in the am couldnt remember his name. I text him n asked "How do you spell your name?" to try n find out and all he replied was "With an A." WTF!?
She came home, put on the news, left a 20 minute drunk message on her friends machine, then proceeded to play back the entire message laughing hysterically and then just passed out
He's such a jerk. If only his penis was attached to someone else
Dude I had my dad cock block me once
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