I forgot how ruthlessly advertising works on me when I'm high.
I just saw a girl wearing a flannel shirt that would make 1992 cringe
Dude, I just scraped frozen vomit from my rooftop
I really wish I could say this is a new low for you
This girl in the gym has an amazing body...too bad there's no workout routine for a face.
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His ankle bracelet only gets in the way when I'm trying to take off his pants.
I think it is impossible 2 take a person seriously when their last name is Pancake
I'm gonna need a helmet and adult supervision by 9...
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Have you been drinking my beer?
We left the bar and you kept yelling "ONWARD SCION, TO GLORY!!"
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Give me a reason to not spend the rest of my evening high watching dogs 101 videos
HE JUST ALLUDED TO FUCKING MY FRESH LOAF OF BREAD
Congratulations, you have turned my vagina into a garden hose.
She has that type of face she reminds me of that weird girl from napoleon dynamite only taller and with hoop earrings.
Yeah, I'm just gonna try to repress that and remember him for his big dick and perfect jawline.
Bro, I live in a constant state of existential dread and moderate ennui. The prospect of cosmic horror doesn’t faze me that much.
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