I have to start avoiding pregnant women. This is getting out of hand.
sometimes I tug on my anal hairs for pleasure
you've officially gone too far. we are no longer friends
i feel this outfit says i'm better than you, but i might give you a handjob behind a building
Lets start the night off early. Those Coronas arent going to throw themselves up.
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Why are you covered in frosting?
Friend's birthday situation turned into enlightened cake orgy.
hey you sure the big one didn't have a penis she left the seat up
saying that you may be able to suck the gay out of me was just my way of getting a blowjob...thank you for the valiant effort.
Why yes actually, getting stoned and reading an AARP magazine IS totally where I wanted my night to end!
he ate me out like he was chugging a beer.
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...Saturday night. Get your dick ready. We are going to go nuts. I want to have sex fucking everywhere.
So you're saying you don't want to be with her anymore because she likes sex to much and is just to hot?
Well when you say it that way it makes me sound like an idiot.
You are an idiot.
Afternoon delight is playing while I take a shit at mcdonalds
He fucked me in one of the back rooms at the club then gave me an altoid. I have mixed feelings about it still.
Like if I exploded right now there would be cum and fajitas everywhere.
Sober sex is weird like I didn't expect this when I got clean
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