Mind blown. Apparently, it's PRErogative, not PERogative. I blame Bobby Brown.
God. I'm so broke I don't even have a dollar to snort my adderall through.
I remember spending $50 at Ozzie's on Friday...my Visa remembers $120.
Just found a picture of me licking the bouncers ear last night
just got hammed at grandma and grampas 30th aniversary bash .. from the looks i was getting im guessing i wont be seeing an inheritance ...
Just saw some guy puking out of the dorm window, its for sure monday
This is great- I found hangover detoxifying bath salt online. It flushes out the alcohol. We need this.
Remember that girl that we found passed out in the dorm study room under a pile of money and jimmy johns wrappers? She's standing right on front of me.
Hey, so, you were my "one phone call" last night... Thanks for not picking up. See, this is why I never call you.
Yeah I mean I think I need to stop living off of snacks and alcohol
I just ordered cookies for delivery. My life is falling apart.
Why make bad decisions when I can watch you?
The UTI came back with a vengeance.
I have standards. Maybe not when it comes to men.. but definitely when it comes to sex
Abby there's no shame in reading porn. It takes more work than watching I suppose
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