ParTy fuckkin suckkkks bro I gotta fid sum biTch 2 leT me fire sum loadz on her FACE!
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Nah, but can you imagine if I were seriously like that?
Everything went well, until I walked into his bedroom and there was a Ronald Reagan poster watching over his bed - creepy
wake up i wanna do it froggy style
its like they have never seen someone walk through campus with a plunger
It was not a dingleberry, it was a dinglemelon
Just curious... Do you still have the cocks bracelet? You know, the one we pass around to whoevers been the biggest slut recently?
Things I woke up with this morning: half a mcmuffin, orange hair, one shoe and a friendly german man. Tequila was a brilliant idea.
dude you said you were going to be a human flag and climbed the telephone pole and fell in front of a car
Be proud. You give fat lesbians everywhere shower-nozzle worthy material for weeks on end.
This is my life. Enjoy the view
You know the party's good when you say "Never have I ever caused an emergency landing" and someone drinks
I didn't rip your fishnets, WE ripped your fishnets.
What's your opinion on eating ass? Just looking for a yes or no
IT'S PERFEFT
... what?
HIS DICK. IT'S PERFECT. BYE.
If history is any guide, his morals are no match for my tits
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