Is it weird I updated my facebook status from my phone while I had explosive diarrhea in my boss's private bathroom?
That would be awkward if he commented on your status
yeah...it smells like an asshole would smell if someone ate sewage.
He's the biggest piece of shit to ever exist. He's not even wearing shoes.
he showed up at my house with a hand-stiched sweater that said "girlfriend?"
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sexting on a treadmill. speed 9.0 beat that slut!
this boner is fucking legendary. i should name it and celebrate its birthday every year
If it makes you feel any better, i gave her boyfriend a blowjob last week.
Vodka @ 9pm. Library. Nothing can go wrong, I promise.
My mom had to physically restrain me because I wouldn't stop acting like a dinosaur.
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It was right before we played jenga with champagne glasses for a good half hour
finding an unopened condom on the ground can really change your outlook on the night
Dude I was tripping acid when she was crying and I literally couldn't defend myself
He's a Republican and an Ohio State fan idk how far this can go.
How the hell do you misplace a bag of tacos in a closet?
She asked what a chaser is. I died a little inside, please come back..
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