Dub. In the bra. Dub in the bra.
It was laundry day and I was wearing last xmas undies. he took one look and went...you's a ho, ho, ho. my response you ask? for less dough, dough, dough. I'm a slut.
with a sacreligious after taste.
She just texted me saying, "I wish you were a better person so I could fuck you without regrets"
Dude I thought this was going to suck, but moving back in with my dad is like being at a frat party every night only everyone is 40 years old.
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We've been fucking since Friday.... This is the most committed non-committed relationship I've ever been in
No, I didn't like him that much. But I took one for the team. And by the team I mean me and my vagina.
I feel like jumping into a breast pit right now. Like the old school ball pits at mcdonalds.
My dad got me a charm braclet....his way of trying to support my gayness....
It's hard to take you serious when you're crying your eyes out wearing an adult sized onesie.
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dude, you declined head because you wanted to tell her about how you put cinnamon in your weed. also, we're low on Chef Boyardee
I asked him to explain what he meant by "hooking up" in paragraph form
I literally cut myself out of my pants. What is my life.
I woke up in a limo in long Island, Ny this morning. Talk about a black out
Okay, let's just all take a step back and think about how funny this will seem in like a year... Maybe 2 if his nose is actually broken.
Did you guys just have three hour sex? You both stopped and restarted texting me at the same time
If I were to say yes, would we still be friends?
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