how did your night go?
he asked for my myspace name.
When he took off his pants i accidently shouted "that is one small wiener," and thats when he left
you'd think someone with a dick that small would take what he could get
Tbell employee was shuffling through my bag, calling off each item i ordered to make sure it was all there. I stopped him halfway through with "guy, don't worry, I'm high as shit, I'll eat anything."
So how do we make 4/20 better than every other day we are stoned?
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She has no definite jawline and all of her photo's have Ke$ha quotes as captions followed by a "<3" Even by your standards that is embarrassing.
Bud light lime after 12 shots of vladdy is like frolickin in a meadow of sweet flavor
New rule. No seeing movies about plane crashes after killer bong rips
And please let him know I don't normally go off on long rants about feminist theory. That was totally the vodka talking.
So feel off my bed lastnight into the trashcan. On the plus side i thought under my bed was a cave and i went exsploring
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Se wrote an essay in class about proper and fashionable winter wear for dogs. Of course I regret fucking her.
Note to self: if you decide to go to the gym when you're coming down from your day high to shoot some hoops, do NOT play pickup basketball with the big black dudes who need a sixth
If I ever look like I'm about to have a repeat of last night, hit me. Just smack me as hard as you can.
and than he said 'I did amateur porn for a while' and I just knew tinder did not fail me this time
It's the eve of Christ's birthday and I'm sending pictures of my tits
Only thing exciting about him was his dick.
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