I'm pretty sure that every show on ABC Family could be turned into a drinking game.
we made a giant pot of alcholic jello. i filled a gallon bag and brought it to dorms. desk guy gave me weird looks, he doesnt realize this is how i will pass all of my room searches
No joke. Last we saw of him he was naked and dragging that stupid goat into the bushes.
ok, she started talking about how she swears her step dad killed her mom. starting to back out of this one
i've hooked up with him and three of his roommates and not a single one of them knows about it..think its safe to say i found the silver lining in a boys inability to communicate
At one point in time, he cried and said I didn't appreciate him.
I woke up with a fake mustache stuck to my chest and I can't even hold down water.
this is worse than the time i threw up a condom.
YOU DID DRUGS AFTER A THREESOME WHO ARE YOU TO JUDGE ME?!!?
i formally give you permission to eat me when i pass out
New game I thought of while bored on the train. Anytime I get a text from an ex, I will randomly text a different ex. It's like a less charitable version of pay it forward.
I Pavlov-trained him by smacking him in the nuts anytime I caught him looking at another girl in public. To this day, he's afraid to break eye contact with me in a restaurant if a tall busty blonde walks in.
All I want to do is ice my pussy, but then my husband would probably infer that I was not at a business meeting last night.
Your vagina is like Nancy Drew lately.
I thought you were dead but then you asked me if your tits looked good. They did.
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