I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
I've decided that I only have enough money to either eat or drink over the next month. I'm sure you know what choice I've made.
The sex was so good, I called my ex during the 2nd time just so he could hear. Is that mean?
Dude just bought condoms some sad fuck next to me buying a pregnancy test he gave me a look like he'd pay me millions to switch places
so i made out with some dude last night at the bar. and some girl just stood there and watched. i felt bad so i made out with her too. She looked like she felt left out.
There's a big hole in the wall at the dining hall. I hope we didn't do
Traveling before 21 and traveling after 21 are two different things. There's a whole nother world of red white and blue weird out there
You should have heard my farts after he left. I swear one of them was a demonic voice saying, "It's coming for you, Nicole. It's coming,".
Just got a snapchat from him that was a video of with the caption "my new apartment" in Brazil. I think we might not be seeing eachother anymore.
You then played what you called "a smooth jazz rendition of talk dirty to me" all thrusting your crotch at the bartender. Mom looked horrified, but my dad couldn't stop laughing
Operation rebound complete... I fucked the bouncer
Oh dear. Sending much love.
Just send a machete.
I'm a terrible person when I drink. I went from fine to not making any sense and yelling about cheese in like 30 seconds.
the fact you finally accept your bi don't shock me but as your fuck buddy I expect you girls to go family style on me
"Here let me wipe my uterus off your dick" was probably the most unsexy thing said after period sex. I should get an award
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