Tell me why I go to the dollar store for nail polish remover and a ghetto black dude trys to hit on me in the parking lot, then he gets in line behind me with a dousche bag literally and that is his only purchase.
escape the fate? dumbest band name ever. how about escape the fart. now that is a show i would go see!
We were walking home when he passed out, we left him. Just got a call from him, hes in a jail in Canada.
four guys that i have slept with have come into my job today. FOUR. i feel like it's like bring your sex partners to work day.
Tough to say exactly how to play this. I just know people don't like surprises when genitals are involved.
I rode a bull tonight, There is absolutely no reason my dick is not in some chicks mouth
I just put on eyeliner and a diff shirt in case the pizza guy is cute. This is what my dating life has come to
OMG HIS EYES ARE POOLS OF SEX. HOT SEX.
If you value your immune system buddy, walk away from that one.
the first cop to show up was this girl who hooked up with our home ec teacher in high school, she knows about questionable decisions
apparently while i was high i thought that putting a dinosaur temporary tattoo on my inner thigh would keep me from taking my pants off and having sex with him...
...it didn't...
Who knew I could feel anymore shameful at the bar than i usually do...I think my bartender recognizes me from the walk of shame out of his house after i hooked up with his son yesterday
Sounds good. I'm hoping to have my life together by next week but you never know I guess.
Did we do drunk science last night? There's tequila in the test tubes...
Sex and bbq. He sure knows how to make a girl feel special
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