I think we should see other people.
Already working on it.
Since when does wearing a condom and going down on me make someone a gentlemen?
just got passed by a van of kids watching the little mermaid. debating speeding so i can watch
Didn't u have court just yesterday for ur driving?
IT'S THE LITTLE MERMAID! totally worth another year of probation
I'd invite him but there's too many people who have fucked me going already
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Said he made a playlist for taking a shit. only two songs on it are the Star Wars theme and "America, fuck yeah" set to repeat.
On the bright side I still get a $20 referral bonus at the plasma center even though he passed out during donation because he was so high.
oh god all I remember is forward rolls down the corridor and all I have to show for it is "fit Romanian guy" saved in my phone
This is your typical drubkba Amy test. Shout out to jisus for auto correct
I think that's the key to being an adult though... Get those rapid fire beer shits out I the way early, then you can go about your grown man business
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Let's buy some Wrangler jeans and be real live men.
The feeling are messing with the penis
He walked in on me banging his sister and said "you're both old enough to make you own decisions. Carry on"
It's very rude to dive mouth-first into someone's crotch without knowing if their wife is cool with it.
I'm drinking vodka out of a water bottle at work. Am I really the best person to come to for life advice?
im having flashbacks to my time in a waffle cult composed of 9 to 14 year olds
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