grandma shit on top of the toilet
I have a very awkward question for you. Could you possibly take my black dildo. My mom wants to clean my room.
what was i supposed to do!? wake up and actually ask her name??
I'm thinking we should try to start remembering stuff we do. Althought I kinda like feeling like Nancy Drew the next morning.
More like the Hardy Boys cause its kinda like a team effort.
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Just threw up off a chairlift. my life is now complete.
The beer is more important than you right now.
I found a horn on the street but it's okay I disinfected it with vodka
Let me start this apology by saying you were the finest piece of ass I ever had.
he's dressed up as pikachu 3 fucking years in a row and gotten laid each time. i don't understand
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Is it wrong in Austin to talk to the homeless while I feed a bird my chips??
The topic of sex in the jamba banana suit has come up on multiple occasions. We're just waiting for a moment to try it out.
By early evening I was shouting at the deeply Christian girl to suck my dick inbetween snorting lines of gatorade powder.
I manage to fit my wine bottle in my koozie and the rest is history
Did you know that chef boy-ar-dee was a real person? I watched a show about him. the history of the ravioli is more scandalous than you would think.
By the time I realized I was watching a Danish porno with muppets it was already too late
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