Saved 180 Bucks tonight. Pulled my own tooth. More money to party with.
I just realized i masturbated to the home shopping network. I either need to get a boyfriend asap, or a subscription to a porn website, or i just need to stop taking ambien
he keeps commenting everything on my facebook. it's like he's virtually peeing on me
I have only been in this city 3 nights and there are already 4 bars I can never go back to again.
Matt is in the hospital again. the night nurse text me asking not to bring the boombox again. is it sad or awesome that they are starting to know us?
Imagine the time you most wanted to kill yourself. Now add a room full of jail bait and no booze. Multiply that by a million.
Lol. No. We cannot eat chicken while we have sex. No.
Fyi: beer caps are stronger then bathroom counters
Finally hooked up w/ that yoga instructor chick. Got a little more than I expected. Like a full on bush more than I expected. How do you tell a girl that her bush scares you?
I think animal control just caught me smoking a bowl on the back porch. Do they have any say in this matter?? Haha
That's how you know it was a good night if two months later you finally realized your skirt never made it home and you found out where it was.
Something bad happened. I'm just giving you some notice. So you can smoke some pot and hide all sharp items in the house.
There is a time and place for BDSM, in-between disney sing-alongs is not one of them.
It's taking every bit of my restraint not to go to the store and buy chips and cake and like steal someone's dog. PMS is so weird.
I'm going to confession for the first time in 6 years. Where do I start, the gay sex or rampant alcoholism?
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