i'm watching degrassi (go figure) and the episode is about jimmy not being able to get a boner and now he's famous and rapping about popping pussies..i dont get it.
I'm convinced that Kathy Griffin and Andy Dick are the same person...
it's like iHOP with fire
I had a great penis washing session in the sink before I left. Washed off all the bar and green beer
The bartender just asked me if I owned stock in Jameson. I've been here for less than an hour and he's already judging me.
I could hear them screwing through my bedroom wall again this morning, so I started beat boxing to the tempo.
You were greeting everyone with " Hi I'm Jess show me your dick" whether they were dudes or not.
why is there blood on my car? and are we still friends?
He just stays over and makes naked pancakes in the morning
He sent me a picture of Reese's peanut butter cups next to his dick. Of course I went over.
I made soup. Now I'm having post soup making wine. I had pre soup making wine also.
I just smoked weed out of a tomahawk, then chased an armadillo with said tomahawk, I love my life.
It's very finicky. Like baking. or BDSM.
I know you're here! I can hear your phoneeeee. Wake up and do illegal things with me.
I'm always down for nudity.
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