It's what's on the inside that counts(972): They probably have big open vaginas so the inside is no good
So it's 10:55am and I just woke up on the floor in the hallway on the4th floor. There should probably be no moredrinking competetions.
at a bonfire and someone threw a plastic cup in the fire. everyone immediately stopped what they were doing to yell collectively at him about what he was doing to the environment, then went back to drinking
only in oregon
I didn't want to talk to him so I just started telling him how important Jesus was to me
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You convinced me that eggnog and rum is a great moisturizer.
The woman at the bus stop told me i smell delicious and asked if i wear cotton then proceeded to tell me about her shellfish allergy
E drugging s springing. Ease dnt Kate. To t e. ess e I meant thou.
It was darkish out, I was shit faced, and they should have marked the electric fence a little more clearly. The entire wedding reception saw me run full force into it
She kept telling people I wrecked her brain. That high.
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it's like if youve been living with the grinch for 15 yrs and then santa shows up with a big gift begging to fuck the christmas spirit back into you. no one can say no to santa.
My car smells like beer, you're here in spirit
Its like a match made in avoid-eachother-because-we're-antisocial-and-awkward heaven
What's life without a pregnancy scare?
I've never been so excited to have my ass in so much pain.
So now I know what having sex while surrounded by chickens feels like.
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