Yeah, I probably scared him away when I drunkenly told him we'd have beautiful children
Drunk on Tuesday. Double fisting. Mmmbop is playing. Only girl in the group. Life is complete.
No, its ok. Im playing strip pretty pretty princess im currently dueling for the crown
Haha! I've never met his girlfriend, so my main focus will be not saying,"you're the only person in this room that doesn't know what my vagina feels like."
Apparently getting dressed is an all-day activity.
He got kicked out 3 times. I have no idea how he kept getting back in. I saw him walking on the highway the next morning.
it's like his dick is making a u-turn.
You were throwing cups at people in the basement, yelling at them to get out of your swamp.
Considering all of my stomach contents ended up in my center console, I'm a bit peckish.
He had a vasectomy. I think I'm in love.
ANIME MEN ARE MAKING ME QUESTION MY SEXUALITY AGAIN
How is it possible for someone who gets so many dick picks sent to her, to be experiencing such a complete and utter lack of dick IRL.
Omg i got really stoned and used a makeup app on my grandma...well, I’m definitely not adopted
no real plans this weekend. trying to derail the alcohol induced fucking hell train I've been riding for the past three weeks.
There better be alcohol at this child's birthday party. Seriously not trying to be entertained by a clown while I'm still sober.
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