I'm not a mortal combat character
but my vagina is
Waking and baking has revolutionized how i brush my teeth. Seriously up to like 25 min everry morn. Highly recommend
My leg won't stop wagging. It's like it's congratulating my vagina.
He just lit his joint with the tiki torches around his pool. He is definitely coming to my future parties
Tonights dinner consisted of washing down my plan b pill with a bottle of wine and toast. College is turning my life around
Woke up on the stairs at my parents house. Good start to vacation.
I'm 99% sure I just flashed my dad with my vagina. So that's the new low now.
He just snapchatted me a blank snap that said "miss our sex" Vagina game too strong
I AM A SEXUAL NIGHTMARE
Does going to a local bar count as taking part in Small Business Saturday? Asking for a friend
i dont think sending her flowers will make her forgive you running over her foot.
I just left a 3 minute voicemail to the guy I want to fuck baby talking my cats and I don't know if I can delete it 😐
Stop letting me drink while doing my makeup. I think I used sharpie for eyeliner.
she told him my safe word. I'm gonna casually work it into conversation and at him suggestively to see if he realizes i want to have rough sex with him
He made me pay for half of dinner. Fucking feminist revolution.
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