He must hate going to the bathroom. Every time he does he is reminded how small his dick is.
we were doing it doggy-style and i felt him pop that pimple on my back.I have mixed feelings about it
So i closed my laptop as i started to fall off my bed and then i caught myself and realized that moment of catching myself is the difference between tuesday and friday.
we're going to drop off one of our cars at the police station tonight so we'll be able to drive home in the morning
Like lay upon bear skin rugs, drink brandy and reminisce of the yesteryear's before a majestic fire place? Because those are my plans.
I told you I'm not going to the Phillies game until we're tripping balls
You just sent me a picture of a federal crime. Like. You don't give a fuck.
I'm praying that the company stray cat shows up tomorrow. I think I may have hit it while leaving Friday. Nobody will believe it was an accident after I hit the last one.
Because it was 5am and I had a shitty mixed drink and I was threatening to put my balls in your face.
Not the worst first impression I've experienced.
Let me know. Show me one boob if yes. 2 if no
Hahaha more like walk of pride. You entered the lions den last night.
I need a guy who can see in me what the lesbian community sees in me
Scientific fact: if he makes a face like a demonic dog when he's fucking you, makes it easier to fuck without feelings.
so after 3 days of looking i found the keg...looks like somebody tried burying behind the garage
I have filthy fantasies involving his tongue. My vagina almost exploded while he was licking that ice cream cone.
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