BLOW JOB GIRL IS IN WALMART
Some people actually refer to her as Kaitlyn you know.
IM NOT LETTING YOU PEE ON ME IF THATS WHAT YOURE GETTING AT.
come over. we are watching hoarders and playing i spy.
We can add pilot to the list of people who's lives I've changed...with my penis.
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Turns out, his fucking is as lame and staggered as his NFL career.
by the time the kitchen caught on fire everyone was too drunk to be alarmed. the host just poured beer on it to put it out. how was yours?
He put my hand on his penis and said welcome home.
Please come and kill me with a brick you dont even have to be nice about it just smash myfucking skull in this is the worst hangover ive had for at least a week
Whatever I'm getting wasted, my costume's bomb, and there's a good chance I'm getting laid. Not letting stupidity ruin my night!
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You yell at me for giving you beer but not for licking spilled beer off your chest.
I'm really sorry I bit your mom last night, it was completely uncalled for.
i'm the most scandalous girl at stop and shop. i kinda have to fuck him in the meat cooler.
woke up between a girl's legs. make your own conclusion.
Well when I woke up this morning I didn’t think I’d be masturbating to my own LinkedIn profile today but here we are
I a very close black and white picture of my slightly erect penis and I blew it up put it in an art gallery for a show coming up and somebody bought it for 30 Grand!!!
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