you told the cop you blew a .08 because you ate poppy seeds
I love the moment a guy admits defeat against the front clasping bra.
you're the only person i know to use "jizz" and "cute" in the same sentence.
Come help me clean. I know we won't be getting our security deposit back...but I would like to move out with our dignity.
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Look you found him on craigslist. You should be happy that he at least HAS a normal looking dick.
Its a Guy he gets weed for. I'm kinda confused as to why there are going to even be tuxedos involved at all.
I remember nothing of last night, but I did manage to figure out which frats I went to by the trails of straw across campus.
have to get expensive furniture. after that study abroad now at least six things at ikea are named after guys i slept with
She is the absolute last thing I would want to screw. Honestly. Fellating a porcupine. Higher on the list.
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No, the moral of my Oxford interview was "Never snort caffeine pills".
'go have sex with her' ddoes not count as wingman
I went to bed at ten on a Friday night I have virtues to spare
Ever since the Christmas fiasco of '08, I can no longer watch Rudolf the Red nosed reindeer without getting a hard on
He was stoned and starts screaming, "I ain't got but a dollar, I wanna hear waterfalls!". Maybe he can hang with us....
what better to celebrate not being pregnant than to eat a bowl full of rum soaked pineapples?
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