ok 1 i realized people actually live in central wisconsin and 2 culvers could be a good place to pick up chicks today
I fucked her and then she made me sleep on the floor next to her bed because she 'has a committment problem'
I just sent her mug shot out in a mass text because I hate her and her cocaine eyes are hilarious.
Sunday is a myth, I refuse to believe that I waste an entire day unable to function after a night of drinking.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Well the strippers have danced to goo goo dolls and green day, time of your life. Were all gonna commit suicide.
It's official, there's a sex tape of me floating around some high school
It was like you were trying to communicate only you were using every letter of the alphabet but in no order and in a different language
I believe nudity is frowned upon at that establishment
Water park on acid. THIS NEEDS TO HAPPEN!!
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I'm sorry I peed on your everything.
WTF DUDE?
Stay calm. I'm sure there's a heterosexual explanation for this
Wanna bang and Pregame work? I know you're the manager just promise to not fire me
The highlight of my night will be digging in other people's garbage
Can I just swipe right on his dad?
You aaa... you ever forget to wipe your ass?
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