I just woke up and i'm wearing a cape and it says sup slut on my ass
someone should tell her that easter eggs aren't meant to be dildos.
I'm sorry you missed class, the topic today is copy and paste. I'm not even kidding.
How was me telling you it's my mom's birthday a go-ahead to bang my sister???
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There's always a certain something about a day that begins with your panties in your purse.
So I vote that we skip the bowling and just go straight to destroying our livers.
time out. can we just pause the wholesome understanding friendship thing and be fuck buddies for a night?
we need a secret handshake
UPDATE: IM NOT A TEEN MOM LETS GO PARTY
Our Tuesday night drunk Irish step dancing was on point tonight.
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FYI my mom is sending thanksgiving "samples" of her fancy pot stash for us this weekend. I bring the BEST family leftovers.
I saw your dick pic and thought there goes the last thread of my heterosexuality.
UHG. i just want to have hot lesbian sex and eat pizza with you.
Hey can you send me a pic of your breast with a peace sign in the photo? I'm trying to win a scavenger hunt contest. Thanks so much
Do the security cameras outside your house capture sound? If so your whole family is going to hear me describe my threesome
I'm hungover and in a fort. And I hate you.
So many questions
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