I got everything I ever gave her back, every picture, and money for the dog. I didn't want it she brought it all back and gave it to me. clothes jackets, pictures, dried flowers, ear rings, necklace...
Sell it on ebay and let's go to the bar
i was drunk at family dinner telling about my gay brothers sex ads on criags list
cynthia nixon should never get laid more than me
I dig being used for consequence free sex. Not consequenceful sex.
Security brought me back to our hotel room in a wheelchair last night. Vegas.
And if you ever tell anyone that I will fucking kill you.
Between the plague n the counterfeit drugs we brought back from mexico I'm not thinking too highly of their country right now. Screw mexican homeless men.
And the clouds opened up and the sex gods said I hate you alfalfa
I was barred out and drunk as fuck locked out at 3am in my Indian costume. It was literally freezing outside. I laid down on the concrete and made a bonfire with dry leaves. Then proceeded to ask.the.bonfire nicely to "please dont go out". Drunk me went strait up survival mode.
I have a theory that years from now they will be with women who despise me because of what I trained their husbands to like.
Once he bit me I drew the fucking line.
I never thought I'd say this but there's too many dicks around here.
I just jacked off to nostalgia.
Thanks a lot dude. I'm grateful to you for your gift of pure piss.
I'll explain later but I just had to legally commit to abstinence for the next 4 months
theres a canoe in our lawn. we dont own a canoe.
it was the only safe place
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