I was at the bar last night dancing, puking in a trash can, and ordering another drink all at the same time. Have I lost my dignity?
haha no as long as you did hook up with anybody after that.
... oops
Dude you need to stop whoring out my boobs. They are for emergencies only.
I forget the details, but I'm told that I drunkenly stalked him around floor yelling obscure Jewish laws at him
was just hit on by a homeless lesbian. forever alone.
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He woke me up at 3 am kneeling on the floor pissing and yelling, then he passed out and stole my comforter. I want a new roommate...
I feel like the fact that I slept with someone who dresses up like Batman a few times will never be lived down.
I've now spilled wine and got poptarts all over my cast. So much for my doc taking me seriously...
Good, I would never sleep with your boyfriend , or send you an edible arangment
Call it slutty but I take pride in being a first round draft pick booty call. And I know I was first cause he texted me at 1030a
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Uhh I just had to break up with a guy who I didn't even know I was dating...
cmon you know I'm perfectly capable of something that ridiculous 100% sober
Heeyy... sorry I got so drunk. You probably don't ever want to see me again. Thank you for dealing with me when I tried to jump over the deli counter for some mayonnaise.
I was just dry heaving outside of the Chem building when a guided tour walked by. Welcome to the Maritimes kids...
he asked if he should bring the trash can into the room.. apparently i shoved my finger all over his face and said.. shhhh dont talk... just take your pants off.
I frew up on some kids lovely sidealk chald drawings..
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