Can you send me a pic of you vag, I'm sexting the guy and he wants a pic but I didnt shave
dude are you serious?
I know you already have a pic on your phone
I was so drunk last night that I went into my 15 year old sisters room to have her peer edit the drunk texts I was sending to my ex.
you yelled then hung up at the girl on information bc she could not pinpoint your location and tell you how to get to dennys
Horny girl and non horny girl have different views on life
the cool security guard showed me the video clip of how i sat criss-cross-applesauce on the elevator for 20 minutes last night
we are all four or five tequila-induced decisions away from shitting in a bucket, come get me please.
Well I could just do a roadtrip and hit them all. Slut tour 2012.
I sat down next to him and my bra just unhooked itself
I just rolled over in bed and felt a bump. Turns out it was a lil nug. Talk about being princess and the weed.
How drunk is "too drunk" for candlelight service?
Sushi was just eaten off my naked body. I feel like I can die in peace now.
He said he was Greek American and that is why my legs slammed shut. During the World Cup there are only Americans.
You're like a human soul vacuum cleaner.
I swear to god, no guy has been as interested in sticking stuff up my butt as this girl
It was like Strip poker and blow, but with Yu-Gi-Oh cards
Randomize
