if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
i just saw an asian skipping down the street and it made me think of you
I'm pretty sure there is a country song about this exact situation
her last google searches are 'cheap african safari' and 'what does lion taste like'
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I'm home with mono, wearing knee high socks, shorts, a stained old shirt, and a surgical mask. He comes over ANYWAY with soup, a gas mask, billions of DVDs, and eats me out. He's either stupid, whipped, or i'm just THAT good.
We should probably just have a threeway and get everyone on the same page.
my parents decided to start a new christmas tradition. we will now be drinking champagne while opening presents, and we each get our own bottle
We should start a Help That Bitch Out Fund and split the donations evenly between you two.
We spent a good 10 minutes in the morning looking for my clothes. I ended up taking the bus home in my 6inch heels and his baggy t-shirt. The bus was filled with kids... one of them whistled at me.
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I sent him a pic of my tits and he said "Word." I need a drink.
Just found out i over drew my checking account on a 711 hot dog
Do u remember buying that
I remember eating it on the curb like a drunken hobo
YOU CHEATED ON ME WITH THE WOMAN THAT IS STAYING AT YOUR HOUSE. FORGIVE ME IF IM NOT THINKING YOUR A DEDICATED BOYFRIEND.
If we both don't have awesome filthy sexual experiences to share in the morning...we are no longer best friends.
I want you inside me. Finish your papers.
you poured beer in your mouth so you could be a beer pong cup for her to drink out of/make out with
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