Like worst hickies ever he always gives them like wtf
my mother just offered to pay for my fake id.
I was able to overlook the Affliction tee until he took it off and there was another tattooed on his body.
Was it at least attractive minus the Gargoyles or skulls... or whatever affliction is putting out these days?
Even a greek god couldn't pull it off. Told him I like Ed Hardy Better. Death Before Dishonor, baby. I'm sure it was a painful blow. hopefully he understands sarcasm.
She went to college and exploded out of the slut closet.
So there is a chick dressed up in a vagina costume handing out free condoms next to the dude handing out free Bibles and preaching about sin. I love college.
my step dad just called me a drunken slut..someone in my family finally understands me
Your sister reminds me of me at her age. Stop her while you can.
I'm Still in a robe trying to piece together 3-7am I'll be there in a few
He just turned 21, it's very obvious the end of their relationship is near. Now we play the waiting game.
100% truth: never tied someone to a bed using 4 pairs of sweatpants before
And, through a series of unfortunate events, I am at my grandmothers birthday party in a short dress and no underwear
Come over so we can have two person sex in this one person tent
So much rum. So many feels.
I can't find a song to express how gay I'm feeling.
He hasn't responded in 6 hours and the last thing he sent me was a picture of 7 grams of coke. I'm getting kinda worried
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