this guy literally just gave me a gold star sticker for the "stellar" blow job i gave him. ashamed? i think not.
Preparing for thanksgiving at home now by chugging bourbon. Less than a month to train!
Ive waited a long time for a girl with prescriptions like yours.
...im seriously confused as to why this doesn't make sense to you. Girl hostage, rob casino. Makes perfect sense.
Omg. I have a story to tell you later about that girl that just crawled on stage
I'm working on finding a bottomless situation. Both pants and mimosas.
A thong just fell out of my purse in front of my whole class maybe I should stop using this morning class as my walk of shame
I made him laugh his dick is mine
Dude. I need you to practice dancing around in your banana hamock. Party boy style. I'll call later with details.
My relationship: I'm wearing batman panties and a tiara right now trying to get laid and he's doing dishes.
you bet i'm gonna rock his four-foot-two world.
The room got awkwardly silent right as i yelled "leave him alone! I know plenty of straight guys who like to suck dick!"
I yelled at your uterus for you.
Already drunk, almost got in a fight with a bunch of irish chicks. And another with canadians. On my way to get a tattoo. I plan to regret this trip.
I am mildly hung over. Decided pants are very unnecessary right now.
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