Shit chicky whatchu wearin rt now, ur skins?
Oh dear, kinda... in ur sweats!
U look good, r we getting naked in ur car?
Someone wrote that you're a whore in one of the bathroom stalls
I didn't know I was popular enough to be hated. This is awesome
you started whispering 'the itsy bitsy spider' while you were putting your hands up my shorts.
OMG THIS GUYS LICENSE PLATE IS GETTNHRWET
I'm proud of us, I'm cleaning up the place and I haven't found a single beer can that isn't empty.
drinking out of a sandbucket again
just caught a 10 year old kid staring at my dick next to me in the urinal. i just nodded to him and said yeah, mines bigger little dude. i gotta stop drinking in public....
I have no idea. I woke up naked on someones toilet locked in the bathroom with two baby kittens.
With any luck I will spend the duration of this flight with my tray table up my seatbelt securely fastened and my face in his lap
That doesn't mean I'm a slut. Unless McFlurries are involved.
I will rub McFlurries all over you.
Careful, it's a slippery slope to discovering you're bisexual...trust me.
started my period, we have to try again next week
if we have anymore sex before that my dick is gonna fall off. that is in no way a complaint
I have better things to do with my life than be faithful.
The cops high fived after they tackled you
It was rocky mountain showdown of course we got shitfaced and talked about eating buffaloes
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