very cute, but more "I wanna put you in my pocket and keep you as a pet" and less "please bang me" type of cute.
Do u think she knows her nickname is the oompa loompa
i'm watching a show about a girl who died from masterbating with a carrot. A FUCKING CARROT, EMILY! YOU NEED TO BE CAREFUL!
Why is there a living, breathing cow on your front porch?
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It's sad really how 5 am brings with it a distinction from drunken to pathetic.
I just woke up to pictures of every angle of his dick I'll ever need to see.
no, that was the night I slathered your dick in the icing from my birthday cake
THE ALMIGHTY HAS FALLEN DRUNKENLY OFF HIS HIGH HORSE AND INTO HOLLY'S VAGINA
I need rollerblades now
Rollerblades pick up bitches
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As a gentleman, I asked her if she was sure and she just whispered "wreck me" in my ear. I took that as a green light.
I'd go lesbian for $50 and a good phone case.
I remember looking at his body and thinking wow you have a body sculpted by Jesus himself. Still not sure if I said that out loud or not
There was a clear and well defined point last night where I could've decided to go home but no now I've woken up with glitter all over my nuts and potentially an std or 2
Stop chatting and get in the fucking car. I didn't get my asexual ass out of bed just to watch you flirt and fail with someone you're never going to see again.
I just had a legitimate orgy. Wearing glowsticks.
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