Afterall, it is the real San Francisco treat
Ryan Ross and Jon Walker left panic at the disco today.
I predict a mass suicide of the 14 year old girl population...
a pedometer??? no beatles?Steve jobs just took a dump in CA and it landed on my heart
I don't really want to write this paper. It's the last one of the semester - I need to savor the feeling of procrastination.
You guys were grinding to YMCA. I knew you were going to hook up with him.
I made a drinking game out of watching your DUI video, everytime you say " okay, well thats just your opinion"
There are empty beer cans all over and the go-kart is missing. I need it for my halloween costume.
Last time I saw him the sun was coming up and he was asleep in the student wellness parking lot. For some reason people were peeing on him.
he convinced me that i wont have to do the walk of shame bc he has to go to jail in the morning
i can't believe you just compared my dick to leprosy
I projectile vomited in his sisters room where the toiled would have been if it were the bathroom.
I feel like someone kicked me repeatedly in the ribs. I don't think sex is supposed to do that.
I'm gonna tie him up and fart in that pathetic excuse for a mustache
Did you send me a cake saying 'Happy 1st One-Night Stand Ever'?
He was out clubbing with his SON. WHY did you let me KISS HIM? Also WHERE WAS HIS SON?!
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