my ass just sighed. even my farts are tired.
It's cold our but I feel like a very blazed penguin
aaaannd alcoholism beats pride. it's like grown-up rock, paper, scissors
The girl in the white might have stds. I'm strangely okay with this.
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She said to bring taco sauce. Hoping that's a euphemism.
Is he the circus guy or the bi-curious street preacher?
I guess she was just worried I'd end up sleeping with you again
It's not too late to disappoint her you know...
grandma made pot brownies .. oh god bless us everyone
my throat is bruised, my back is scarred, my vagina feels like it's going to fall off.. you're like godzilla. you destroy everything.
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JEREMY RENNER GOT DIVORCED. I STILL HAVE A CHANCE.
That's actually very serious....I really do think of you whenever is see pizza
i just has to use a gift card to Target that one of my students parents got me to buy Plan B bc my bank account is -$0.08 so my 2017 is starting exactly how i pictured.
I just saw a cat, if i ate those mushrooms 15 minutes earlier i wouldn't have made it to the bar
I was sleeping and woke up in the bathroom already puking like i slept walk. Perrrrrrfect.
Well, I just puked in the shower in case anyone wants an update on how my day is going
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