"women exchanges sex for chips" on msnbc
damn even the hoes are getting hit by this economy
i dont care about people's attitudes as long as they give me head
Apparently I'm the guy that didn't get the memo that Afliction and wifebeaters were the proper attire for tonight... so I'll just sit here alone in my sweatervest and be judged.
the owner gave me a free bottle of vodka and a 12pack of red bull if i agreed to leave. my drunken antics are finally paying off.
she just convinced the cop to buy us ice-cream sandwiches. best/worst stoned experience ever.
I would have thought, as two of my best friends, you girls could have cought me as I fell out of the shower. There are so many bruises.
You'd love her. She's outspoken like us. And appreciates a big penis and a strong drink.
ok, i suppose pissing your pants could be considered a wardrobe malfunction.
I wish I got like a congrats basket for being a responsible sexually active member of society complete with condoms, tissues and lollipops.
He handed me a beer to drink as he went down on me. I want to keep him
Just found out that my name comes from part of my mom's old stripper name.
Just had a threesome with a married couple.
Stop living my dream.
Whats a polite way to say 'if you havent put on a freshman 15 i would like to see you during break'?
you just don't appreciate it because you've never been arrested
i'm extremely hungover on the ski bus and the driver is playing abba. this. is. not. okay.
Randomize
