Look at my ENTIRE past
Highly public sexual behavior gross mismanagement of funds socially unaccpetable and radical speech and thought
Might as well have a blog about it at this point
My butt just had a miscarriage. It was yours. I'm sorry. You would have been a great sexually confused parent.
The pregnant Hooters waitress told me to "make good choices".
She gives pretty bad head, but when it's in her dad's Lexus SUV it's tough to complain.
Hey, hey, hey, hey. This is a hurriCAN.
I am "lost the control of my head" high right now.
My going away gift was all of them dancing around with solo cups on their dick and balls...these are my friends
My dick pics could make it to the popular page on Instagram.
I came home to him frying bacon to put in his beer. He said bacon beer lights, taste the awesomer rockies
She literally took off her shirt and ran out of the bar. When she ran back she smashed into the glass door with her face....That's got to be the best way to celebrate your 30th.
so much tequila, so little girl.
I accidentally sent a snap of my puss with the Republican filter... Totally killed his boner
I woke up next to a box of cheese bread it was super romantic
Im bringing my light up rubber ducky just in case we end up at a rave tonight. HE CHANGES COLOR!
Apparently my hair turned out really good because I got my butthole licked by a stranger last night
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