Come to wood. Julia is putting pants on. We must stop her.
GM filed for bankruptcy, all the dealerships closed, and it's june and I'm in jeans and a sweatshirt and I'm cold. What is the point of living in this state anymore?
turns out a healthy dose of cleavage is the equivalent of a swig of felix felicis
Girl next to me just ralphed in a bag. Congrats class of 2010
i was staring at it trying to desperately see a vagina
yep. it's official. for $40 they will let you lick the stripper pole.
I just ate a bag of doritos while taking a shower. I can now officially do anything
All I know is....there's beer in my camera. How do I know? Because I can pick up my camera,shake it and HEAR, the beer in it
Blacked out last night, but left myself a note that said "oops on oops on oops" that can never be a positive
You declared war on your ex and then had sex with who you thought was her sister. No one knows who she was but we think your dick might be in danger.
So lets not base feelings on vagina tingles
It's meant to be, Cynthia. You, him, and your developed breasts are meant for each other.
You introduced yourself and she said "wow that's a long name" and you went "yeah well you should see my dick."
I touched the butt once. 'Twas an experience with the greatness of legend. So I touched it once more.
Cancel your plans for the fourth someone is streaming iron chef on twitch
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