People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
You got so drunk you kept singing the Sailor Moon theme song and kept making everyone call you Sailor Venus.
his Mom's staying with him so he asked if I'd go over and fuck in his shed. he said "it's a really nice shed"
Just heard a guy on the phone saying " ya ill buy the eight ball " then came to my register to ask what asile the sugar substitute is on.
You said you couldnt get the condom on but "its the thought that counts"
you yelled "who's job is it to keep me from breaking shit" and then immediately ripped off the molding as you fell down the stairs.
She told me I should be a condom model.
just fucked two guys in less than 12 hours. i miss this part of being single.
and by single i mean slutty
I knew I fucked up when I woke up with the meat scissors in my hand.
I just sold some kid a bong I made out of a vuvuzela for $50. I think I found my career path.
It's like a double rainbow in both sides of the sky mixed with The Jeffersons.
If you enjoy dance recitals as much as I do, that's one shitty Father's Day...
And I'm bringing my coffee cup of wine.
I did wake up to a random meat and cheese plate next to my bed, that was a thrill.
All I want for my birthday to be fingered and eat pizza
Randomize
