you were the other women for BOTH people in the relationship?
Everytime she tries to call me all I can think about is when she tripped walking down my steps during her walk of shame. Then I laugh until it goes to voicemail
i just walked into thanksgiving and three people in a row asked me who i was. really?
It was like fucking a house. Down the chimney. That deep and empty.
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i'm sorry for cheering you on when you were making out with him. i was just celebrating the fact he was decent looking for once
Just ordered a clown who does balloon animals. No backing out now.
once you have herpes you dont really care what goes in your mouth anymore.
It's sad that the best source of heat that I have is my vaporizer.
Nothing kills the mood when I am hooking up on the dance floor like the DJ saying Happy Valentines.
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YES please come visit. Lets go get belligerent. I won't even pepperspray you
Just got high and apologized to my vagina for getting chlamydia
I cant see straight, her clothes are all over my floor and I'm covered in bite marks... No I will not go to brunch with you
I need to just embrace dildos and cats and call it a life.
Typical. We're ready to go, and you're not wearing pants.
his mom walked in while he was eating me out. and my vag was facing the door. luckily his face was in it.
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