you dont publicly announce someones alcholism over facebook. you dont out someone like that.
Just found out its our ciliated mucous membrane that traps the molly when we snort it. Biology does relate to life
I wasnt that drunk. Throwing the table off the third story was totally logical.
He was like a foghorn with a huge penis.
He might have if you were a little more subtle about your feelings instead of telling everyone multiple times how much you wanted his dick
At 4 am, making my walk of shame, the hotel security followed me to my car with his flashlight shined directly on me. I felt like either a criminal or like I was about to get raped. Can't a girl sneak out of a hotel room without an actual spotlight on her?!?!?!
i wondered why i had so many splinters in my hand, then i went out to my car and remembered id stolen an entire cactus
Your little brother is asking me for an "expert opinion" on his dick size.
Sweet tea and masterbation. It's how I manage.
When i was tripping hard i was banging Jeff's roommate and her room turned into Hogwarts
Also when we were banging i thought my high school librarian was perched up on top of the stereo like a gargoyle but it ended up just being her cat
His premature ejaculation problem is getting old.
Oh yeah, you are a real peach except for shitting uncontrollably and bleeding out of your face.
Ahha guy saw me buying beer, went "hmmmmm" and nodded his head approvingly. No words exchanged, but he has made his way to my heart haha
Just had the biggest masturbatory crisis ever.
What does that mean?
Internet is down.
I broke my dick don't ask me how I need help putting in a catheter so I can piss.
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