the entire lecture hall sighed when the prof announced that there will be an exam on 4/20
Get everyone out of their dorms and watch 3 girls do the walk of shame from my room.
i woke up to the sound of my dad getting blown. this is my life
There was a punch bowl full of straight vodka. Glass bowl, ladle, vodka, and no punch at all. It was something of a rough night
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why does my status of facebook already read REHAB 2011
You missed out on a serious adventure. Cops were called. We put a chicken in someones house.
I love you. I'm too high for this. Find a way. Make it happen. Live strong.
My parents don't seem to understand that all I want to do over break is smoke in bed and watch Workaholics.
True freedom is running around a sex club in former power plant in Berlin wearing a boots, a jock
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This guy smelled his armpits before trying to approach me at the bar
Had a rough day but my boyfriend made that all better by going down on me while letting me watch Top Gear... I'm buying the engagement ring tomorrow
I need your opinion, is it ACTUALLY sweet that a booty call offered to walk me home with an umbrella because it was raining, or is that just low standards?
The walk of shame was so much longer today. i have to start fucking guys in my own postcode.
The lady at the liquor store in my hometown just gave ran around the corner and gave me a hug when I came back from being gone for a couple months. My life is complete.
Just looked at the TV in the bar for the weather report. Didn't want to walk home drunk during a tornado warning
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